More snarky observations from the weekend, as the Hollywood Elite shook the Santa Monica sand out of their shoes (well, those with any Indie cred, anyway!) and headed to Red Carpet Land for the Big Show…
The 81st Annual Academy Awards
- Sorry, Eric Roberts. For one night, at least, Hugh Jackman Is The Man.
- Nice to have five former Oscar winners help present each acting award. But was that an introduction or a coronation? Did it really take fifteen minutes to fawn over Best Supporting Actress nominees? It looked like they were inducting a new member into The Skull And Bones Society.
- Millions of dollars to reconfigure the theatre, douse it in brilliant lights and wire it to the heavens with cameras, screens and special effects. And the first time they try to use it, some stagehand forgets to open the curtain. (It’s a union job, smart money says he was probably in an oil drum in the Pacific by midnight)
- Why did people think that Hugh Jackman – a singing, dancing Broadway veteran – couldn’t sing and dance? Great ten cent sets for the Best Picture tributes, but none funnier than the tribute to The Reader.
- Anne Hathaway Is The Man.
- Ben Stiller was only the second best faux Joaquin of the weekend, but still funny.
- More actor fawning from prior Oscar winners. It’s a good thing that after the huge salary, the legions of fans, the constant media attention and the stroll down the Red Carpet through a crowd of sycophants, these poor people were able to get great seats and have their egos stroked by having lavish compliments spread over them with a trowel.
- Is there a stupider question in the universe than “Who are you wearing?”
- Judd Apatow Is The Man. (Or maybe Seth Rogen? No, no…James Franco!)
- Having the two-time Oscar winning cinematographer tell his collegue to “suck it”.
- Christopher Walken disappointingly did not do his Christopher Walken impression.
- No Jack Nicholson. What, was there a Laker game?
- Queen Latifah has a great voice, and “I’ll Be Seeing You” is a classic song. But when paying tribute to deceased Academy members, silence is golden.
- Slumdog Avalanche.
- Robert DeNiro on Penn: “How did Sean Penn get all those jobs playing straight guys” and he “gently reasons with the paparazzi”. Funnier than most of Bob’s last dozen comedies.
- Good night for Oscar Dads. Heath Ledger’s father gave a heartfelt and passionate speech, and Kate Winslet’s Dad’s whistle was the highlight of her speech.
- Has Jerry Lewis ever been that humble? Or succinct?
- Speaking of Kate, I do admire her always solid work, but if I don’t see her at a podium again for a while that will be just fine. (At least she toned down the breathless “I am so shocked” routine). I suppose I have to blame Ricky Gervais for this. Will she be “playing a mental” next time out?
- “I am Woool-verrrr-iiiiiiine!”
- Tina Fey and Steve Martin: Master class on comic timing.
- Philip Petit. I bet that humility and a cool magic trick will be remembered more fondly than leaping over the backs of chairs.
- Bill Maher (following an emotional moment in the show): “Great. Everyone’s crying and now I have to go on!”
- Sean Penn’s speech.
- A. R. Rahman running offstage after each win, much to the surprise of the presenters and usherette.
- In a world where we have so many movie trailers, how did the tribute omit Don LaFontaine?
- The Jimmy Kimmel promo was brilliant. It’s possible to like Tom Cruise when he’s not being Scientologish.
- “Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto“
Full list of winners here.