
Lawyer Tip #1: Always Look Normal

Please Don't Make Me Be Your Baby
Lawyer Tip #1: Always Look Normal
Please Don't Make Me Be Your Baby
Filed under Features and Interviews, Music
Tagged as Alice Cooper, Cher, Clash, Elvis Presley, Frank Zappa, Guns N'Roses, John Mayall, Johnny Cash, Kingston Trio, Phil Spector, Sting, TGIF
Well, let's get realistic. The only thing I did every day for the past three months was crawl out of bed and head to the Dilbert factory where I did what a man has to do (*two* men, since that was 80 hours a week)- to feed the beast and pay the bills. Y'know...because writing about pop culture pays *so* well these days.
So let me take my life back first, and then we'll see how we do on the "every day" thing. So we'll change that mantra to:
Let Dr. Bristol heal your pop culture problems...at a random but optimistically frequent pace.