Someone finally understands that Ricky Gervais is the perfect Award Show host. You’d think when he steals one show with five minutes of improv that would be enough, but then he steals another…and months go by? Hello? The Office? Extras? Thank God someone woke up. Might actually not suck now.
An intelligent human finally admit sthat Scientology is a cult and a crock of shit. Hey, as a father, I sympathise with John Travolta’s loss. But outside of that tragedy…um…he and the couch-jumper are nutjobs. Yep, Paul Haggis. I think he’s done well for himself, yes?
Sign-carrying bastards exposed! That might be Newman from Seinfeld out there in the lead, but somewhere in the pack I’m sure I spotted Michael Savage and Al Sharpton.
And finally…well, OK. This isn’t a news item. I just like Julianne Moore.